
Gru: Dinner?! Just fine, fine, fine, whatever! Just get back in there. Margo: Hey, can we order pizza? Gru: Pizza? You just had lunch! Edith: Not now, for dinner. I fly to the moon.I shrink the moon.I grab the moon. Gru: Now, the rest of the plan is simple. Perkins, but I figured that you would want to see this! Huh? Mr. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.Įdith: Are these beds made out of bombs? Gru: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. Young Gru: Mom, someday I'm going to go to the moon! Marlena: Oh, I'm afraid you're too late, son. Nefario: Oh, here is the new weapon you ordered Gru: No, I said dart gun, not- Ooh! Okay… That was you, wasn't it? Or was it a villain who was actually successful? Gru: Just so you know, mom I'm about to do something that's very very big, very important! When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud! Marlena: Ha! Good luck with that! Okay, I'm outta here! Ha!ĭr. Marlena: I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. Nefario: It's all over the news! Some fella just stole a pyramid! He said it makes all other villains look. I too have encountered great disappointment, but, in my eyes, you'll always be one of the greats. You know dogs, they go wherever they wanna go. FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard and I don't appreciate it. Fred: Morning, Gru! How you doing? Gru: Hello, Fred. If we don’t start getting our money back… get the picture? Agnes Īah! Oh my gosh! Look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!ĭialogue I’m afraid you’re too late, son. When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.For little tiny baby people to u- Augh! Curse you, tiny toilet! Aw, look at you, a little tiny toilet.Have you ever seen one before? No! That's because I invented it. Check this out! Piranha gun! Oh yes! Fires live piranha.Vector! That's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow, composed of both direction and magnitude! Vector! That's me! Because I'm committing crimes, with both direction and magnitude! OH YEAH! I'm applying for a new villain loan, go by the name of.Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet! Hey! Dave, listen up, please! Next, we are going to steal. Now, we have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century! We.And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower.

Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?! But that's not all! We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one from Las Vegas. What did we do? Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! Nice.
